Friday fun #7

Part 2 of our copywriters take control series.

So you’re pitching that new idea and want a snappy description to easily communicate what it’s all about. Why not practice with a few film ideas. You know the drill by now - divide into small groups - scribble things down - present them 10 minutes later.

Death Aquatic - I see nearly dead people

Spazhammer - He’s a spaz and he’s got a hammer…

Spazhammer II - This time you’re nailed…

Others included (best when read in a deep Hollywood accent):

Revenge of the Killer Milkshake - Don’t get sucked in this summer

The Letter - It’s got your name on it

The Hail - The weather’s getting heavy

Deep Cavity - And you thought you were scared of the dentist
Hygienist goes crazy with over-size tools think SAW in white coats and goggles

Chicken runs - Giving you the shits
A disaster movie, where the flood takes over

Turkish Delight - You’ll never guess what’s in the chilli sauce
A modern day Sweeney Todd meets abrakebabra