Friday fun #4

Once upon a time…

So what do you get when you fill lots of balloons with compressed air and interesting words? In this challenge we had a collection of balloons which need to be popped and then their wordy contents rearranged into two amusing stories.

We’re just trying to get the resulting X-rated stories past the censor before we can post them here…

UPDATE: On reading them back, it’s clear you had to be there… All those Booker prize winners really don’t need to worry.

Once upon a time…
a sad LBi pleased jester the wizard BADGER who magically grab ed Thurlow the COW dwarfs belly
“Oh no I didn’t” proclaimed King SPARKLE flash.
Oh dear the evil mad WITCH had her weekly ecstasy stroke they danced a warm SLIPPER potion
the Backstage where Stain wee red a wrapper

Once upon a time…
the hungry WIZARD breakdanced with THE happily endowed MAIDEN but she then caressed SIMON GILL’s behind
Big red bat
perhaps the photoshop knight rarely was on fire
and together they was going boop boop! time… FLIES
all happily walked in the white horse to climb and JUMP the SPINNING DONKEY where small PIG danced